Review for Woodbend Apartments

What I like about Woodbend - my lease ends soon.

What I don't like about Woodbend - creepy middle-aged neighbor who gives you a hug while he is wearing nothing but his tidy whities; not feeling safe enough to use the laundry mat; how smokey the laundry mat smells; the shared ventilation system that causes my apartment to reek of stale cigarette smoke any time I turn on the heater or air conditioning; the lack of an outgoing mailbox anywhere on the premises; hearing my neighbor throw up every week (same neighbor referred to earler); the facade of care the landlady shows, only to be discovered once you ask for a simple repair; how the bathroom and kitchen sinks stink (not of smoke, more of rotten fish)...I could go on but I will stop there.

My experience here has been miserable. I've lived in some dumps before, but Woodbend beats them all.