Apartment Review for Shade

1. It's noisy as ****, the floors are paper thin, you hear every ones footsteps above you. It's great a family with 3 kids moved in above us... makes for non stop banging.
2. Whats with families having picnics... on the dog grass area? You like eating food tandem piles of dog ****?
3. The office staff probably has a collective IQ of 80 or so. Blond, pretty, retarded to the hilt.
4. Apparently it was cool to let the Aryan Nation move in as well.. to round out the Indian and Jamaican populations already living here. Real UN around Shade!
5. Parking sucks. Enough said.

For the rent, plenty of other nicer complexes with more amenities within a 5 mile radius.