Before I begin, some background is needed: I've been putting up with these shysters for nearly 2 years. I've had eviction notices taped to my door, in spite of paying on time, due to managerial dyslexia, or something. I've had someone break into my car. Apparently, this is standard.
I feel like the investment in the gate clicker was a waste, since people just drive in through the out door...The only high-point in living here was when I accidentally hit a dumpster-diver in the head with a bag of garbage.
Anyway, the note:
I was expecting some sort of "We're having an ice cream party at the 'clubhouse' (AKA: the "office")," or the other tripe they tape to the doors, in order to convince the conned residents that they are providing a happy suburban wonderland, cleverly disguised as apartments.
Instead, it was a notice that they would formally serve me (and my neighbors) with a "3 day notice to perform covenant or quit"...
What does that even mean? Does this have something to do with the Da Vinci Code?
They listed the things you are allowed to keep on your porch:
1) outdoor patio furniture 2) potted plants 3) bicycles
Apparently, everything else is forbidden...Including emptiness...One neighbor, who has NOTHING WHATSOEVER on their porch, received the same notice.
Are these people crazy? What is WRONG with them?
Yeah...I'll remove the offending chair from my patio...Whatever...but, not before adding YET ANOTHER to your long list of bad reviews. My CHAIR, I hope, costs you two potential tenants.
I'd pay more to live in a MORE run down, less WELL MAINTAINED complex, so long as it's sans the, utterly random, threatening notes on the door.
Recently, an entire laundry ROOM was out of order for a month. A laundry ROOM was out of order. How can a ROOM be out of order? "Yeah...The north-west wall was having an off day." The washing machines were on strike.
Another thing...(And I have to be careful here, I suppose)...Two words: "Megans law." Don't move here if you have children. Check the address.
I'm done...so sue me. Kick me out. I'll gladly face you in small claims court. In fact...I relish the prospect.
Oh...Just heard a gun-shot...probably should go now.