Review for Upper East Side Lofts Apartments

yes they are nice looking, but suck at everything else:
the price is fucking ridiculous.
i live in a 2 person loft,
share a big fucking room and i alone pay 704 a month.
its ridiculous.
theres no fucking way this place is worth 1400 a month.
i should at least get my own room.
away from my dyke ass roommate.
which by the way, UEL sucks at matching up roommates.
my roommate is a fucking pig, nutcase and nerd all wrapped up in one.
the internet never bothers to work for more than a month straight.
the walls are thin as shit.
elevator is slow as hell.
light rail is loud as fuck.
the pool is huge but made for a fucking 4 year old learning how to swim.
i mean come on 4 and a half feet deep for college kids?
i never have hot water for more than 10 minutes.
and currently havent had a smidge of hot water for the past 2 days.
they are extremely slow at fixing things.
not to mention theres like ever no parking,
yet i pay 25 dollars a month and dont even get my own space.
screw UEL.
im out in july, thank god.

My name is Danny and I am the new Community Manager here at the lofts. I would love to talk with you about your concerns and see what we can do to improve your situation. I want to make the lofts a desirable place to for all students. my email is mgrsacramento@edrtrust.com. Thanks! DH