If you enjoy having no place to park, rent here. You'll have plenty of fun calling to have cars towed from your spot 3-4 times a week. If you want to listen to your neighbor's stereo, rent here. His thumping bass will be as soothing as your own heartbeat. If you yearn to have your maintenance requests take a week to address if at all, rent here. There's nothing like a great wager between friends to see how long it will take. Best of all, you might even win that bet. If you dig being treated like you're a piece of trash, rent here. "Property Manager" Belinda will make sure she is hostile, rude, cops an attitude, shirks any and all responsibility to you and your happiness while living at the property. What a great place to live this is.