Review for The Copycat Building Apartments

Its amazing how people can call this an apt building. The elevator hardly works, it stinks, and its the size of my trunk. I think I got my closterphoebia from the elevator. The ppl are dirty/drug addicts who think they're straight up bohemian punk rockers. They're really art students who were born and raised in the suburbs. QUIT TRYING TO PARTY LIKE ROCK STARS with your cheap ass Natty Bo. The apt has no central a/c, security doesn't matter bc of the stupid bohemians let anyone and everyone in, the circuits always blow, and the some ppl dont even have bathrooms. Theres one good thing about the place though... its convenient to get drugs, just walk to the corner. PS- parking on the bridge= broken window in the morning