Review for Wayne Estates Apartments

Hi, my name is Keith, and I am telling you, do not move in here. First of all, they're staff is terrible and they have just hired some jail bait named Ramah Triplett on to protect them. I'd protect him with my dick. Anyways, these apartments are the most morbidly disgusting things that I have ever had the displeasure of tasting with my very own tongue. Thank you, and goodnight America.