Review for The Timberlinks At Denton Apartments

Do aphids awe you? Do wasps wow you? Do fire ants fascinate you? Do you think that mosquitoes are marvelous? Do you think that spiders are just a scream? Does the very thought of roaches make you positively rapturous? Have you ever seriously contemplated becoming the Ring Master of your own private flea circus? Whether you're a professional entomologist or just a garden-variety insectophile, then the Timber Links is simply the place to be!

They have red bugs, green bugs, brown bugs and black bugs too - this place is a veritable United Nations of insect life. It's perfect if you've always dreamed of having your own special insectapalooza filled with a who's who of charming vermin in all shapes, sizes and colors. Americans spend millions of dollars per year to visit museums and zoos that feature these fascinating creepy crawlies - if you take up residence here, then you can have a whole patio full of wee beasties to gawk at for hours on end! Just think about how wonderful it will be! You will never be lonely - the day you move in, your apartment will come furnished with scads of 6 and 8-legged freewheeling, freeloading roommates who just can't wait to make your acquaintance (don't expect them to help you with the rent though...).

As an added service, if you have trouble deciding how to spend your own money, then the good people at the Lynd Company will be more than happy to decide how to spend it for you through a never-ending parade of surprise fees and mysterious charges. Why, every day will be an exciting new adventure and you'll never know what kind of random bill they'll be scotch-taping on your door next!

If this all sounds like a blast to you, then by all means, stop by the leasing office today and someone (assuming that they're not on break and that they aren't busily ignoring the current tenants...) will be simply elated to show you around!

The bugs probably come from the landfill that's behind the apartment (and is very close...drive to the left side and you'll see!) or from all the trees and lack of development around there.